Plausible

Meet Plausible: the featherweight champion of web analytics! This open-source ninja sneaks in as the privacy-loving, cookie-hating alternative to the heavyweight Google Analytics. Imagine getting the lowdown on your website's traffic without wading through a swamp of menus or brewing custom reports. Plausible is like that one-page wonder book for your site's stats – clear, concise, and no magnifying glass needed. It's so light, at 45 times smaller than Google Analytics, your site will be sprinting like it's on a caffeine buzz, all while planting trees in the digital forest for a greener web. EU-based data processing? Check. Anonymous stats? Double-check. And when it comes to features, Plausible's got the goods: track your high-fives (goal conversions), count your treasure (revenue), map out your fan club (audience segments), and spy on where the fan mail comes from (referral sources). Want to flaunt your numbers or keep them under wraps? Your call. Bring your squad on board, or migrate your Google Analytics history like you're time-traveling. Hosting on RepoCloud? That's the cherry on top – think lower costs and more laughs. Plausible is the go-to gadget for savvy webmasters who play it cool and privacy-first.